Don’t feed the animals

I don’t think I’ve seen so many animals in one place since that time at Dudley Zoo when I got my arse stuck in the chairlift.

Desi pubs: ower precious Punjabi jewels

We am so awash with our precious Punjabi jewels, that even Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are casting an envious eye across the ocean.

Not enough Old Bush

I was only disappointed with the lack of old bush, but there’s always another night.